Notes on Desks
This is probably the best known method of cheating on
tests. All you need is a pencil and a desk, which is very
likely you will have. Before the test begins when books and
notes are still out, just write a few notes on different
locations of the desk. If the teacher walks around during the
test, but cover the notes with your arm or the test paper. Be
sure to destroy the evidence before you leave.
Its All in the Wrist... Uhh, Hand
Probably the oldest method of cheating used by students
throughout the years: writing the notes on your hand.
Obviously, you'd need to use a pen for this method. When
taking the test, place the hand with the notes on the desk
palm down, and when you need a little help, just tilt your
palm up a little toward you and copy away. Just be sure you
don't stare at your hand too often or your teacher might
figure it out, since its kind of harder to get rid of the writings
on your hand quickly.
Do Your Homework
If you get a teacher that gives essay tests, and gives you the
essay topic before hand, then this is probably the easiest
class ever. Just remember the essay question and when you
get home, write the essay with the help of your textbook.
Then slip it inside with the rest of your blank notebook
papers. During the exam, pretend to take the test, and
halfway through the exam, pretend you need more paper and
pull out your prewritten essay. Nothing is more simpler.
The Crib Sheet
This is probably also one of the oldest methods known. All
you need is a small piece of paper, say 1 in. by 2 in. Using a
mechanical pencil with the lead sharpened to a point, just
cram all the info you need onto the sheet of paper. Not
enough room? Use the back, or make several other cheat
sheets. Then during the exam, slip the crib sheet into the
palm of your hand or hide it under your test papers. Be sure
you sit behind somebody else to lower the chances of getting
caught. Sitting behind another student can also offer another
way to conceal your cheat sheets. Before the test, tape the
sheet to the back of the chair in front of you and then scoot
your desk forward until the sheet is hidden from view.
When the test begins, just slide your desk back, and you'd be
all set.
Drink Your Daily 8 Cups of Water
Lately them bottles of water are everywhere. Most likely
teachers will not mind if drink water in their class (or at least
in my school, they didn't). Before exam day, carefully peel
off the label and tape a cheat sheet on it and tape it back
onto the bottle. When you need help, just take a sip from
the bottle (test-taking is hard work, you know. ).
Erase the Evidence
One of my favorite cheating method ever. Get one of them
big rubber erasers such as those Pink Pearl ones. Write all
the notes onto it and place it on your desk, and you teacher
will never know that your innocent looking eraser is actually
a cheating device. If the teacher walks by, grab the eraser
and pretend to be erasing something on the test. When done
with the test, simply erase all the evidence.
The Omniscient TI-85
This method works in classes where you use a calculator
such as math or science. Just about any graphing calculator
will work. In the Program section, you can type in formulas,
examples, notes, and even answers. Unless your whole
calculator is absolutely filled with notes, you will most likely
won't get caught. So, be sure to get a calculator such as the
TI-86 with its 96k of ram and hide the notes in with real
programs. How to get answers? Let one of your smart
friends who has the class beforehand borrow the calculator
and get him to input all the answers into the memory.
During the test, if the teacher sees you, he'd think you are
just working on some question on the test.
Make Your Mouth Cooler with WinterFresh
Ever look under the desks in the class? What do you find?
Hundreds of pieces of gum. Most teachers do not mind
students chewing gum (they probably never looked under the
desks either). So before the test, take several pieces of gum
and write the notes inside the gum wrappers. During the
test, when you need a little help, pull out a piece of gum and
start copying. Not only will you get better grades, your
breath will smell a lot fresher.
The Buddy System
Nothing works better than knowing several cool friends. If
you got friends who have the same class earlier than you,
just ask them what questions were on the test. Or if you got
a friend in the same class with you, sit next to or behind
him. When he gets done, have him sit back and hold up the
test. All you have to do then is look over their shoulders. If
a teacher sees him, no problem.. he's probably checking over
his answers.
Another Reason to Wear Socks
You can write the answers on your ankle and cover it with
your sock and when you want to look you just put your
ankle on your knee. And you can right crap on the other leg
and switch legs.
Lotsa Skin is Good (for the girls)
If you happen to be a girl, then this cheat would be pretty
cool. Be sure to wear a short skirt to class, and write the
notes and/or answers to the test on your inner thigh. When
you need help during the test, just pull up your skirt a little.
The Sole of Cheating
For this method it is necessary that you at least have some sort of friendship
with the person who sites in front of you. You ask the person in front of you
to tape a small piece of paper with answers on it, to the bottom of their shoe,
Then while taking the test, make sure they sit with the bottom of their shoe
facing you, so you can easily read the answers... Works Like A Charm!!! submitted by: Meshy7834
Isn't Technology Wonderful?
This is one of the most basic methods of the 90s, but works extremely well...
First, type all of the information that you need on the computer. Then, change the font to
a much smaller size (about 6 or so). Then print the words out, and cut out the small box of info.
This method works best with vocabulary tests and other small tests. Although, it could also be used
for noting the main points of an essay test. submitted by: Meshu
Pocket Pal
You can write info on a small sheet of paper and wear a shirt with a chest
pocket. Tape it tp the inside so that you can close the pocket if a teacher
walks by and then reopen it ans easily see the answers. This method has
gotten me through alot of vocabulary tests. submitted by: Anonymous
